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This "hilarious" prayer reflects the deep belief ingrained in each and every Bitcoin user usually called HODLER. Read on...:)

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The Satoshi prayer:

Our Coin, which art in the blockchain,

Hallowed be thy Node. Thy Moon will come.

Thy hash will be done, on earth, As it is encrypted.

Give us this day our daily trade. And forgive us our DDoSes, As we forgive them that DDoS against us.

And lead us not into regulation, But deliver us from fiat currency inflation.

For thine are the Ledger, the processing power, and the wattage.

Forever and ever.